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Horse ownership: a beautiful bond... and a black hole for your bank account. This candle says what every equestrian is thinking: "My horse burns my money – oh look, it’s on fire." Perfectly sarcastic, painfully accurate, and undeniably giftable.

GREAT FOR
-Horse moms and dads
-Barn besties
-Riding coaches
-Anyone who’s ever googled “how to make horse care cheaper”

Elevate your space with our handcrafted soy candles, thoughtfully designed to provide a warm, inviting glow. Each candle is made to order using 100% natural soy wax and a lead-free cotton wick for a clean, even burn. Housed in a reusable glass jar, it blends timeless style with sustainable function—perfect for gifting or creating a cozy ambiance in any room.

Dimensions: 2.8″ × 3.5″

Burn Time: Approximately 40–50 hours

Crafted with care by Madmane Designs to bring a touch of warmth and elegance to your everyday moments.

My Horse Burns My Money - Oh Look It's On Fire

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Horse ownership: a beautiful bond... and a black hole for your bank account. This candle says what every equestrian is thinking: "My horse burns my money – oh look, it’s on fire." Perfectly sarcastic, painfully accurate, and undeniably giftable.

GREAT FOR
-Horse moms and dads
-Barn besties
-Riding coaches
-Anyone who’s ever googled “how to make horse care cheaper”

Elevate your space with our handcrafted soy candles, thoughtfully designed to provide a warm, inviting glow. Each candle is made to order using 100% natural soy wax and a lead-free cotton wick for a clean, even burn. Housed in a reusable glass jar, it blends timeless style with sustainable function—perfect for gifting or creating a cozy ambiance in any room.

Dimensions: 2.8″ × 3.5″

Burn Time: Approximately 40–50 hours

Crafted with care by Madmane Designs to bring a touch of warmth and elegance to your everyday moments.